|About the Book|
Zeke, who is five years old, wrote this book. Well, he dictated it to Mommy and got her to promise to publish it on kindle.It has 15 very short chapters, lots of monsters in keeping with the titular promise, and could be grand fun for someone interested in source criticism on a kindergartners imagination.Mommy has refrained from imposing structure or even grammar on the text, which is straight from the mind of Zeke. Should Zeke earn royalties on this publication, Mommy will put them in his college fund. Creative writing professors should look out for his freshman self in 2028.Zeke wishes to issue a WARNING that this book contains some pretty scary stuff, including blood and the destruction of monsters with swords. If thats not for you, please dont read this book.